“Is that it?”
“Yep.”
“You’re sure? Only ten?”
“Yep. Admirable, isn’t it? I think I’ve covered everything.”
“I was being sarcastic.”
Thunder.
“Only kidding – keep your hair on. Right, then, I’m off. Thanks.”
“Careful round the last bend. You might get a bit of a shock.”
The rest, as they say, was religion.